{"id":13850,"date":"2016-10-04T15:44:53","date_gmt":"2016-10-04T15:44:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/transfergo.wpengine.com\/viata-romanilor-in-anglia-contabila"},"modified":"2024-12-03T13:37:26","modified_gmt":"2024-12-03T13:37:26","slug":"viata-romanilor-anglia-contabila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/develop.wpvip.tgalpha.com\/ro\/viata-romanilor-anglia-contabila","title":{"rendered":"Via\u021ba rom\u00e2nilor \u00een Anglia: Contabila"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Mul\u021bi bani am mai pierdut, din ne\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nare sau prostie. <\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

 Odat\u0103 \u00eenceput\u0103 via\u021ba \u00een Anglia,<\/strong> am avut scuza c\u0103 “nu \u0219tiam”. <\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Iar c\u00e2nd nu \u0219tii, ai dou\u0103 variante: ori \u00eenve\u021bi de la al\u021bii, care \u0219tiu, ori pe propria piele. <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Pielicica mea e t\u0103b\u0103cit\u0103 de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103turi.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Spre exemplu, chiria<\/strong>, bat-o soarele s-o bat\u0103, c\u0103 tare m-a mai nec\u0103jit. <\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sunt unii proprietari, sau “subproprietari”, (\u0103\u0219tia-s mai r\u0103i), care-\u021bi spun din start: chiria se pl\u0103te\u0219te la s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. Tu zici: p\u0103i nu-i mai simplu s\u0103 v\u0103 pl\u0103tesc la lun\u0103, pe data de 1, s\u0103 zicem, tot o dat\u0103? Oricum am dat \u0219i avans, sunt acoperit. <\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu, dom’le, asta e regula, ca s\u0103 nu fie nici un fel de probleme! Tot acee\u0219i bani sunt, numai ca a\u0219a se cere aici, la s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ba afl\u0103 Ioane c\u0103 nu-s aceea\u0219i bani.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

O s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 are 7 zile. Patru s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, cum \u0219tii tu c\u0103 are o luna, fac 28 de zile. C\u00e2nd ai prins dou\u0103 luni consecutive cu 31 de zile, de exemplu, iaca mai ai de pl\u0103tit o s\u0103p\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een plus. Gazda \u0219tie matematic\u0103 \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i freac\u0103 m\u00e2nu\u021bele pe sub plapum\u0103. C\u0103 dac\u0103 are cinci-\u0219ase de-al de mine, se adun\u0103 b\u0103nu\u021bi frumo\u0219i \u00eentr-un an.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mi-am facut un abonament la telefon.<\/strong> <\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Printr-o firm\u0103 din asta intermediar\u0103. <\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aveam 2 giga am\u0103r\u00e2\u021bi de internet, care mi se consumau c\u00e2nd mi-era lumea mai drag\u0103. Le-am zis: dom’le, da\u021bi-mi mai mult net, vreau m\u0103car 5 giga. Cum s\u0103 nu? V\u0103 cost\u0103 18 lire \u00een plus lunar. Prea mult pentru buzunar s\u0103rac. <\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am stat a\u0219a c\u00e2teva luni, f\u0103ceam de fiecare dat\u0103 extracost, p\u00e2n\u0103 m-am trezit \u0219i am sunat direct la operatorul cu care m\u0103 b\u0103gaser\u0103.<\/strong> Scurt \u0219i la obiect, \u0103ia mi-au dat 10 giga de net, cu doar 6 lire \u00een plus.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i cu transferul de bani acas\u0103,<\/strong> c\u0103 tot suntem pe un blog g\u0103zduit de o companie care se ocup\u0103 cu a\u0219a ceva.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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C\u00e2te comisioane nesim\u021bite \u0219i c\u00e2t\u0103 h\u00e2r\u021bog\u0103raie \u0219i coduri de securitate, \u0219i buletine \u0219i probleme de sistem, c\u0103 sta\u021bi, c\u0103 numele mamei dumneavoastr\u0103 a fost scris gre\u0219it, n-am mai servit, p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 aud de serviciul \u0103sta<\/a>, cu o lir\u0103.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Dar una bun\u0103 a fost acum un an. Era luna aprilie, perioada “facerii taxelor” \u0219i rom\u00e2nimea<\/strong> care bag\u0103 pe self employed<\/strong>, ca mine, \u00ee\u0219i f\u0103cea calcule \u0219i planuri c\u00e2t s\u0103 cear\u0103. De obicei, \u00eemi completez taxele singur, c\u0103 mare \u0219mecherie nu-i. Dar pentru c\u0103 lucrasem mixt, \u0219i employee, \u0219i self employed, \u0219i aveam nevoie s\u0103 ies “spot on”, perfect, la virgul\u0103, cum zice englezul, am \u00eenceput s\u0103 m\u0103 interesez de un contabil bun.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Du-te la \u0103la, mi-a scos 3 mii anul trecut! <\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Du-te la aia, e m\u0103ritat\u0103 cu un englez, \u0219tie toate \u0219mecheriile!<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Numai c\u0103 eu nu voiam \u0219mecherii, aveam nevoie de un contabil care s\u0103 a\u0219eze lucrurile \u00een perfect\u0103 ordine. \u0218i, \u00eentr-o zi, apare o sugestie de nerefuzat: du-te la doamna asta, e foarte buna contabil\u0103 \u0219i e poc\u0103it\u0103!<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ho-paaa… <\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

O sun pe doamna. Sigur c\u0103 da, se poate \u0219i \u00een weekend, v\u0103 a\u0219tept s\u00e2mb\u0103ta la ora 11.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Frumos, domnule, profesional.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

La 11 f\u0103r\u0103 zece, \u00eempreun\u0103 cu so\u021bia, eram \u00een fa\u021ba casei doamnei contabile. <\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un jeep frumos afar\u0103, cu un pe\u0219te \u0219i alte hieroglife ale dreptei credin\u021be pe portbagaj, ca la oameni cump\u0103ta\u021bi \u0219i muncitori. Sun\u0103m la u\u0219\u0103, ne deschide o tineric\u0103 toat\u0103 un z\u00e2mbet \u0219i ne invit\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru. <\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00cen\u0103untru, s\u0103 vezi dr\u0103cie: duduiau manelele a\u0219a frumos, de am scos telefonul s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 n-am gre\u0219it adresa.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

N-o gre\u0219isem. Doamna contabil\u0103 st\u0103tea tol\u0103nit\u0103 pe o canapea, cu laptopul \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i doi clien\u021bi, alt cuplu de rom\u00e2ni, pocnindu-\u0219i degetele de emo\u021bia a\u0219tept\u0103rii.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Da, tu ai de luat pu\u021bin, vreo 200 de lire, iar el n-are de luat nimic. V\u0103 cost\u0103 80 de lire.”<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bine c\u0103 m\u0103car n-avem de dat, a zis tinerelul la sf\u00e2r\u0219it, am\u0103r\u00e2t, \u0219i i-a \u00eentins banii. Doamna contabila a luat banii, i-a aruncat \u00eentr-un col\u021b al canapelei, l\u00e2ng\u0103 al\u021bi bani \u0219i ne-a invitat s\u0103 ne prelucreze \u0219i pe noi.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen timp ce ne prelucra, pe frumosul fond de manele din cas\u0103, a ap\u0103rut un \u021b\u00e2nc de vreo 2-3 ani\u0219ori, cu un tub de alifie medical\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, din care se chinuia s\u0103 sug\u0103 \u0219i nu reu\u0219ea.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doamna contabil\u0103 bifa \u0219i debifa c\u0103su\u021be, scria numele angajatorilor \u0219i sumele \u00een sistem, iar eu m\u0103 uitam, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 fur meserie. Ce s\u0103 furi, c\u0103 totul era mur\u0103-n gur\u0103?<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u0219a c\u0103 \u00eenghi\u021beam \u00een sec. <\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

“\u00cen perioada asta de aici am fost cu un cod de taxare de urgen\u021b\u0103, cum arat\u0103 \u0219i payslipurile”.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Da, se rezolv\u0103, dar asta se pl\u0103te\u0219te separat”. <\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Pai nu face sistemul automat reglajele, c\u00e2nd calculeaz\u0103 finalul?”<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doamna contabil\u0103 n-a mai spus nimic, a mai bifat \u0219i debifat de c\u00e2teva ori \u0219i la urm\u0103 ne-a anun\u021bat sec: 180 de lire v\u0103 cost\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 l\u0103murisem \u00eentre timp cum e cu poc\u0103in\u021ba, am dat banii, i-a aruncat l\u00e2ng\u0103 ceilal\u021bi, \u00een col\u021bul canapelei \u0219i ne-am desp\u0103r\u021bit. Pe drum mi-am dat seama c\u0103 fusesem at\u00e2t de prost, \u00eenc\u00e2t nu cerusem m\u0103car o dovad\u0103, un invoice pe banii da\u021bi.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ne-am oprit \u00een fa\u021ba g\u0103rii, ne-am facut o cruce mare \u0219i ne-am jurat c\u0103 nu mai c\u0103lc\u0103m la contabili acas\u0103. <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i a\u0219a mi-am mai t\u0103b\u0103cit pielea oleac\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mul\u021bi bani am mai pierdut, din ne\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nare sau prostie.  Odat\u0103 \u00eenceput\u0103 via\u021ba \u00een Anglia, am avut scuza c\u0103 “nu \u0219tiam”. Iar c\u00e2nd nu \u0219tii, ai dou\u0103 variante: ori \u00eenve\u021bi de la al\u021bii, care \u0219tiu, ori pe propria piele. Pielicica mea e t\u0103b\u0103cit\u0103 de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103turi. Spre exemplu, chiria, bat-o soarele s-o bat\u0103, c\u0103 tare m-a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13851,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1327],"tags":[],"business_case_studies_tags":[],"class_list":["post-13850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-povestiri"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/develop.wpvip.tgalpha.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/keep-calm-and-listen-manele-5.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.wpvip.tgalpha.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.wpvip.tgalpha.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.wpvip.tgalpha.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.wpvip.tgalpha.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.wpvip.tgalpha.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/develop.wpvip.tgalpha.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13850\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.wpvip.tgalpha.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/develop.wpvip.tgalpha.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.wpvip.tgalpha.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.wpvip.tgalpha.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13850"},{"taxonomy":"business_case_studies_tags","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/develop.wpvip.tgalpha.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/business_case_studies_tags?post=13850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}